I normally like cats. I really do. I grew up with the little bastards. But these two made it really difficult for me.
Lets call them Fin and Flo. They are brothers, but as alike as water and rock. Fin would be the rock. No need to caress him. He will drop by and cuddle himself with you whenever he feels like it. Boundaries are non-existent. The world’s his bloody oyster. Meow
Flo is just the opposite. Like water – quiet and shy, always looking for the easiest way to get where he wants to be. He will only make himself heard if he has no other choice. But if it is about the food it’s all his, a “Do not touch” sign glowing bright above his head.
75 days of residence in my home country – many interesting encounters. Day 25 – first pee attack. What’s that big black thing doing on MY floor? Dunno, but peeing on it seems a good way of showing I don’t like it. – Thankfully, the big black thing is made out of rubber, protecting itself and its contents from the nasty stench. Anyway, I got the hint and moved the big black thing onto higher grounds, out of reach of Fin and Flo.
Day 57. Accident. Fin is badly injured. Eye and head got hit by something big and possibly, black. Poor fellow has to stay inside for days. He doesn’t care. Painkillers clouding instincts. A few days later though, poo turns up. Miraculously on a small fabric carpet, right next to their loo. Maybe someone cant quite see what he’s doing? Duh! More days, lots of washing and more poo turning up miraculously out of nowhere, always on the mat. Clap clap.
Day 65. Second pee attack. Same place, same time. A quiet, covered, over-night ops. Intruding item: small black thing on the floor. Well, its MY floor after all right? And I still don’t like intruders. Sadly this time, the small black thing was made from genuine calfskin and ends up in the trash. Mission accomplished.
Day 66 and counting. Daytime is for losers right? Who ever needs light if he can roam the night. Much more interesting. So what do you do if you’re sleeping all day and the bloody door is locked when you want to use it? – Well, how about MEOW until you get attention. 3 am? No problem, that’s my time and I can carry on all night.
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